what do you call a spider with pins and needles?

skinny fizzy feet

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAIR WITH TEETH AND EYES AND FINS
A CHAIR SHARK

What do dogs call Italy

Dogtaly

Two mad men are in Paris and one asks “what are we gonna do?”
and the other responds “jump into the sea”

Knock knock
Whos there?
Salad man
Salad man who?
Salad man is cold outside and he needs a jacket

I know why you like beer so much.
Why?
Because you have a beard!

How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

1,280,000 sharks.

do you have a flag?

No, I only have a poo umbrella

I’m a business shoe.
You’re not a business shoe, you’re just a regular shoe looking for a job!

A man goes to a doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I’m a chicken.” And the doctor says “No you’re not.”

There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not.

What’s scary but not that scary?

A French pig

why was A afraid of B? cause B C D.

which one born first hen or egg ?

 
hen is first

why wolves howl?
because they have no idea what are they doing