LUCAS WE MISS YOU <3

As I write this I’m watching naz Reid shove his massive cock and balls down the throat of lefraud James (he is on pace for 40 🤯🤯). And It seems fitting that he’s doing this on your birthday eve/birthday in Iceland. I know you don’t like your birthday but I love and miss you dearly and wish we could be with you to celebrate it. I hope you tell your host family that it’s your birthday but something in me doubts that you will. Either way, go on a hike or something that makes you happy. And watch the northern lights. Anyways I cannot wait to see you again in just 8.5 short months and get back to shootin shit and maybe we can go see another wolves celts game (the Celtics will win again). Happy birthday dear friend. 

-Liam 

Happy birthday Lucas! Hope you’re having a blast in Greenland or Norway or wherever the hell you are. We all miss you so much, campus isn’t the same without you. You better find a way to see some goddamn lava — I’m not saying that I think your whole experience will be a waste if you don’t lay eyes on some nice molten rock, but if you get the chance to jump a fence to see some, you better goddamn do it. In all seriousness, enjoy it so much and I’m looking forward to seeing you when you get back!

-Peter 

Happy birthday dude! You’re finally allowed to have your first ever sip of alcohol. Sadly we can’t be there with you for that momentous occasion, but I’m sure you’ll have so much fun nonetheless. Thank you for being the most handsome screw date a straight man could ask for, and thank you for taking charge of setting up the 🅱️ranksters last year and helping all of us grow as players and teammates. We all miss you dearly and can’t wait for you to get back. 

With love,

Ryan

Happy birthday Lucas! I'm so glad you can finally legally adopt a child in the United States! I propose myself as tribute. Thank you so much for the stoke you bring to everything you do, it makes any moment with you in the room an absolute joy. I hope your vacation continues extending, and go use some crampons for me - bonus points if they're on while looking at lava. Come back soon please because Liam is devolving without your presence (but also because we so genuinely miss you so much).

Teddy

Happy Birthday Lukie Pookie! It was nothing short of a privelage to do-captain Branksters with you last year. You make the days of everyone around you better with your shitty ass jokes and your cute pony tail. As much as I miss you this spring, I know you’re having an amazing time in Iceland. Much Love,

-Jack

Hi Lucas!! Happy birthday!! I hope you have the best day! We miss you and your goofy silly energy so much!

-Aidan Burns 

Hi Lucas, I hope Iceland is everything you wanted it to be and more! Things here have been fairly normal and busy, and I am sure way less exciting than what you have been up to. I have been getting read for the spring break trip to Texas with the frisbee team. I hope you do something fun for your birthday. Go out to eat and get some more free ice cream and maybe jump in a natural hot spring for me. Also if your are ever in Reykjavik go to Baejarins Beztu Pylsur and ask for one with everything.  Have a great rest of your trip!

Love, 

Aidan DLO